
(Source: mirnah)
THE WORLD’S MOST SUCCESSFUL FANFICTION
(Source: elphabaoftheopera)
really good day! officially an upward bound alum and i received the all-around achievement award. i love my ccub family. <3 i learned the cup song with my friend in bio. also, i think you’re most fit when you’re in love, cause like… faster heart rate, hehe. slight constant cardio whenever you’re around that person.
i don’t even watch the vampire diaries, but man am i happy to hear about klaus and caroline. i ship it even though i’m not in the fandom.
Those you’ve pained may carry that still with them.
All the same, they whisper: “All forgiven.”
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
(Source: fakehighschoolboyfriend)
saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building
(Source: sadkagamine)
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation
(Source: sharonosbourne)